After nipping the drunk internet shopping bullshit in the bud around thanksgiving last year...I fell for another idiocy. The I-Am-21-Now-So-I-Shall-Buy-2-Glasses-of-Wine-on-the-Airplane-Then-A-Bloody-Russian-Mary-Then-A-Beer-in-the-Terminal-Then-Wander-Around-the-Terminal-Strutting-to-DJ Earworm-Mashups-JUST-BECAUSE-I-CAN-BECAUSE-I-AM-21-NOW-AND-I-FINALLY-SOLD-MY-USELESS-SKIS-FOR-LOTS-OF-MONEY kind of idiocy. (Bloody Russian Mary because it was made with Russian Vodka and I am currently reading Nabokov's Laughter in the Dark...and I thought it was oh so romantic to drink a bloody russian and READ A BLOODY RUSSIAN. WAAAAwaaaa) (and the skis are useless because, as you might know, I am fucking permanently ACL-less and arthritic now)
anyway....all this resulted in me replacing my beloved long lost Tom Ford Cat-eye sunglasses (that i basically wore to bed and every second of the day last year.) YEP! the ones I could not bear to replace ....cus I loved them too much and nothing really compared. (my grandfather gave me a lecture on the way to the airport this morning about how I should wear sunglasses or else I would go blind like him- though he is only partially blind now...due to a couple of surgeries.) anyway, apparently being tipsy in the airport surmounts the anxiety of the quest for perfect replacement sunglasses.
LET ME TELL YOU A TRAGIC TALE: The Tom Fords disappeared this summer....and I have a feeling somebody stepped on them and threw them out without telling me. I would NEVER have lost those. I don't lose my purse, passport, ipod, lipstick or notebooks. as a rule. I NEVER lost the old sunglasses. not once. SO YES! somebody must've broken them. maybe. or maybe I lost them.
AND I HAD TO FUCKING REPLACE THEM CUS MY-WISE-ALL-KNOWING-PAPA told me to. because otherwise I Would go blind if I didn't spend alot of money in a tipsy frenzy of money spending and purchase high, RIGHT?!!!1
RIGHT!!!!!
anyway this is the result of my adventure today:
(I've gone from a Tom Ford girl to a Stella McCartney girl- these are Stella. this probably means I've gone from like....over-sexxxed sexy girl to lace-wearing asexual retro lesbian. but thats ok.)
AND THE CC STUDENTS RETURNETH.................................................................
TO THE SOMNOLENT STORMY SPRINGS SPRAWL!!
anyway...its lucky I find myself so entertaining, right?
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