Poem written in the 1st grade (one of my first?)

UNTITLED

I'd never eat broccoli because

I canot stand the taste;

I'd rather nibble purple wallpaper,

or my homework, or someone's waist

I would eat brown wood

I would eat a ball,

I might even eat my little sister, Monika

but broccoli? No? not at all.

my one true masterpiece...was a stroke of beginners luck and good sick humor

figures

p.s.

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU LIKE A SONG AND THEN SOMEBODY ELSE WHO SUCKS AND IS REALLY SHITTY LIKES THE SAME SONG?

doesn't that BLOW?!!!!!

 

p.p.s. dear boys who might read this for lord knows what reason 

PAINTING YOUR TORSO AND FACE LIKE THE DAY OF THE DEAD AND THEN WEARING A LONG SHEER BATHCURTAIN OVER YOUR HEAD IS WHATS IN STYLE FOR YOU.

the fashion gods have spoken.

Comments

[WendyB]

Painting their faces? No way, they have to tattoo a skeleton on themselves. That's what all the chic guys are doing!