Wishlist

A chinless man is a winless man in the lady department

A man with a good chin

And tall

And good with his hands

And has a dark side

And enjoys muppet movies

And can draw cats perfectly

 

Also I would like a pony.

 

Thanks Santa.

 

(remember to put holes in the box because a dead man is only useful to me in that people will offer food to console me in my time of grief- which, come to think of it, would be kinda nice.)