i dont know who you think you are...but before the night is through... im going to do real bad things to you
(japanese style)
p.s.
you know you're fucked if...its 2:30 am...you've been trying to go to bed since 12:30 (cus, you know, you're sick) and the ONLY thing thats allowed you to stop coughing between breaths is whiskey AND you didn't figure this out until 2 am.
which is to say, water makes you dry heave but whiskey makes you breathe easy.
terrifying discovery.
so here you are: remnants of bloody makeup, sick as fuck, sipping honey whiskey tea, watching trueblood.
p.p.s.
the other thing you did to make yourself stop coughing is take a shower (STEEEEAAAAM) but then you got bored so you used you left over hair dye to dye your hair red-er. OH ALSO...toe hair. we must not forget that.
mine is now dyed red.
p.p.p.p.s. AND THEN YOU BLOGGED ABOUT IT.
in other news,
happy halloween assholes
Just kidding. I love you all. think happy thoughts for me. Maybe I'll fly. Maybe I'll get better. either one works.
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