i hate jimmy choo.
i hate chshoooz. they are way too im-trying-to-be-a-working-woman-and-also-sexy-but-not-make-a statement-about-anything-except-that-im-a-serious-worker,-yo,-but-ALSO-SEXY. and also the design of all choooz is borderline elegant with a side of utilitarian. because, DUH, the working woman is utilitarian first and HER UTERUS DOES NOT GLOW IN THE DARK. or anything like that. BUT SHE ISNT MANLY, NO-O, she's A WOMAN remember that! WOMEN ARE A FORCE IN THE WORKWORLD- look out good old boys club! because i am also sexy.
I am a jimmy choo. don't mess with me, but maybe you can check me out and maybe you can fuck me after work, k?
ALSO: i hate peeptoes and jimmy choo specializes in that action. peep toes are the camel toe of shoewear.
boots with peep toes are offensive. and boots with that strange exposed heal strap are perplexing and annoying.
maybe this hatred for peep toes is a symptom of living in colorado weather or maybe i just have ugly toes and have subconsciously evolved my opinion as a means for covering my flaws.
IN OTHER NEWS:
I have decided since I only have 6 months left of cc-dom, Im going to try to acculturate myself to CC. it started with the flannel and now im adopting the slouchy hat.
i love the slouchy hat.
i always wondered why knit hats look so damned stupid on me- Its because i was not being eazy enough in the ratio of style and ease:
see? kind of badass 10 year old skater mixed with tweaking inmate
AND THEN KABAM! check out how easy and cool i am at being chill?
also the better lighting in the second picture helps. but WHATEVS. i came upon it naturally. the instant i slouched my hat by pulling on the back and then pressing on the front band to push my hair into my face more....i came upon the light=
IM COOL AS SHIT ie STEAZY. AND SO READY TO BE BACK IN COLORADO!!!
p.s. not only do i have the steaziest of ratios represented by the slouchy hat, i also have alot of texture:
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